A well proportioned friend of mine
was once on the receiving end of the Greenpeace line - and she came back with, "Haven't you heard ? - Fat birds try harder, but fuck me, even *I* would draw the line at pulling you !"
The bloke in question actually slunk, yes slunk, off to the jeering laughter of his mates. How we laughed.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:48, 2 replies)

Excellent comeback
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(McChinaman banned, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:43, closed)

Thank God she didn't say that!
That would have been the rest of my drink away as well :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:36, closed)

hehe
both quality lines!
(bottle_cap, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:18, closed)