Swedish chef
Mrs Wobbler is from Sweden and well as a result I can speak a little Swedish, it relevant.. Mrs Wobbler went off to Sweden with the kids for a 7 weeks over the summer while I was left to live the life of a single man with my mates. Q a trip to Norwich to see my mate who defected from the south to be with the carrot munchers. Kings Lynn was the base and we met up with his new found mates for a night on the town in the Norwich (a journey best not taken while needing a pee, I can tell you.
Anyway we get there and his new mate informs me his chat up line which never fails is "Hello I am from Sweden how are you today". My ears prick up and I ask more, he claimed that they never question him and accept he is from Sweden and if they ask him to say somthing he makes up a line from the muppets. So out and about and after a few pints he blurts out this line to a girl, we are in Norwich full of women, which was a big suprise, and he picks on the only Swedish girl in the city. She speaks to him in Swedish, he is purplex, she then says "You picked the wrong girl to be a twat with." Seeing his stunned silence I butt in and ask her somthing about her twat (in Swedish) which then leads to my mates mate gasp in asstonish ment and this girl look at me like I shouldn't be there. She would have been putty in my hand but for the wife & kids so I told her all my mates were twats and as a result she laughed and took the piss out of them for the remainder of that bar. I was hailed a legend and the gimp who used the line a leg end.
Lesson to be learnt there. Learn a language, as it might get you laid. I struggle with English women as I can't really speak English while drunk or typing
(wobbler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:37, 4 replies)

You should have said...
"Jag har en hustru men hon ar inte svartsjuk" to the Swedish chick. You're right though, learning a foreign language is great for chatting up the ladies.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:11, closed)

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
My nipples explode with delight!
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:01, closed)

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
My nipples explode with delight!
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:00, closed)

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
My nipples explode with delight!
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 2:00, closed)