OK, lemme throw this into the forum
Back when my girlfriend was living with a female flatmate, I would regularly go and visit my g/f. This particular night, all three of us had been drinking cider and got quite drunk. The girlfriend realised that she was pissed as a fart, and needed to sleep, but Jackass was on the telly. She said, "just stay up and watch it, you're enjoying yourself."

Well this left me and the flatmate Lisa watching the telly, sat on separate sofas. Lisa then chooses this moment to decide now that the cider has run out, we must now switch to Absynthe... on the sole condition we finish the (still sealed 70cl) bottle.

As we started watching Jacakass, Lisa then started saying "You look like Bam Margera, you really do." A couple of shots of Absynthe later, she pops off to the loo, comes back and sits on the sofa next to me. Fair enough, it is her flat, and my sofa was better for watching the telly on anyways...

Then she started kissing my cheek saying "You don't have to if you don't want to..." My girlfriend was drunk asleep in the room across the hallway, and here's Lisa wanting me to do the dirty deed with her! Lisa was an attractive young woman for sure, but I'm not a bastard!

So how do I get out of this without hurting her feelings... fuck what can I do... I'm racking my brains about how to get out of this when an opportunity avails itself... the mixture of cider and slamming a couple of shots of Absynthe is having a violent effect on the stomach.

So off I go to the toilet, where I purge, and then end up falling asleep in front of it.

That got me out of that sticky situation... but the male part inside of me still kicks me for not availing myself of a free shag!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:57, Reply)