
Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Was having a few beers with us one night when she decided she quite fancied this mate of ours who she'd not met before.
"Watch this," she said. I can point straight to your nipples even though you're wearing a shirt and jumper."
She waves her hands around, then pointing with two fingers, poked him straight on the chest, approximately where the nips would have been.
"Ha!" he says, right on one, wrong on the other!"
"Ok! But it's pretty tough" she says, "you try me."
And later that night he did.
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:38, Reply)
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