Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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I bought some AC/DC-branded "Intense Incense!" for £2.Got home, put a stick in my burner and lit it. It didn't smell of anything. The next one smelled of wee. The others smelled of nothing unless rammed up a nostril. I can't believe Acca Dacca would let themselves be associated with this crap.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 10:58,
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hahahhmmm insense :)
Have you tried the huge sticks? They fill the room with so much smoke that they burn your eyes, whilst still smelling like a piece of burning wood.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:09,
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FantasticI love this for several reasons.
1. AC/DC incense? Fucking hell what a great idea, I'd have got my £2 out sharpish too.
2. Haven't heard anyone say "Acca Dacca" for years
3. The thought of a meeting with the 'DC sat around approving branded wee-smelling incense.
I'm actually off to ebay now to try and get some, grinning from ear to ear.
Nice one!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:12,
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