Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Wet and WildOh, the sad world of the panicked scud video purchase.
The title promised so much: "Wet and Wild" with an enticing picture of several Wet and Wild young ladies on the cover, clearly having the time of their lives in sapphic embrace.
Alas, when I got the jazz vid home and fumbled it into the machine, it turned out to be an hour-long film of ropey young ladies hanging around some sort of casino in America being hardly sexy at all, culminating with about ten minutes of a wet T-shirt contest, everything drowned out by the sound of braying rednecks.
Flaccid, I was.
Almost made my £0.00 find of the cinematic classic Grannys Cumming 2 in a rubbish skip seem an erotic bargain. Almost
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:22,
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That rings a bellI think I've seen the previous granny grot vid. My brother presented it to me alongside other such titles as "60 XXX" and "Fat, Ugly and H0rny"
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Cheap pRona mate of mine bought a cheap porno vid called "PRISON SEX" which promised erotica set in a womens prison. It turned out to be a dreary docu-drama set in a womens prison with absolutely no sex whatsoever.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 12:36,
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My housemate bought "Schoolgirl Sex Orgy"It was an hour of two thirty-something cockney slappers dressed as schoolgirls, reading magazines. Eventually they progressed to arguing, then hair-pulling. Flaccid? The sound of their "'ere, you slaaag" voices meant my genitals were actually retracting in horror. Though I don't think it was all that cheap - much amusement was derived from asking him "...And you paid *how much* for this?"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:01,
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