
OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
( , Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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I saw an umbrella in a sports in Bracknell. It was joy to behold, with no advertising on it, and a nice grippy foam handle. It was also £1.99. I had to have it, so I bought it.
Two weeks later, I was as the same shopping centre, and it started raining. Since I now had the tool for the job, I raised the new umbrella excitedly.
Unfortunately, a gust of wind decided to blow at that exact moment, and the poor umbrella was inverted and died in a mess of twisted metal and ripped canvas in less than a second. I took it back to sports shop, and plopped the ex-umbrella back in the rack I had bought it from.
( , Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:52, 1 reply)

i bought a big golf brolly for £25, with the overlapping bits so it doesnt turn inside out in the wind. its lasted me ages, but im never out in the rain anyway. hmm. more rain please
( , Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:50, closed)
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