Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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80%?I first tried this stuff on a train after a mate brought a litre back from Austria. Neither of us had dared touch it until then but took a sip each.
'It tastes like superglue.'
'My mouth's gone numb.'
'Oh fuck I'm dribbling.'
Do not accept the 80% challenge. It involves taking a mouthful of it, undiluted. On the bright side, it numbs your entire digestive system for anything else you might want to put down it.
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