
OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
( , Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Hehehe. Weeble! PFFT!
On a similar note, I can remember watching England down the pub during the last world cup. Great atmosphere - tense as hell.
Then Crouch got the ball, ran for goal and this agonised voice came from the back of the pub:
"SHOOT YOU LANKY STREAK OF PISS!!!!!"
Pub fell about laughing....
( , Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:45, Reply)
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