Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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"they might be puffs..."reminds me of when a friend of mine decided to come out (yes, *that* friend from the desperate times QOTW) and he was really worried about telling our extremely northern, rugby mad (league, not union) friend.
He finally plucked up the courage, stuutering and panicking blurted out "would it surprise you to know that I'm gay?" Said mate just took a swig of his pint, looked him in the eye and said "for christ's sake, we do have poofters up north, you know". It's mich funnier said in a really broad northern accent.
I'll stop now, I'm boring myself.
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