Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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I didn't know that it woudl be cheap tat!I specifically ordered a Taittinger '52, but the wine steward brought me a '59! I was highly upset, as you can imagine. Fortunately Q thought to supply me with some roofies hidden in my watch, so Ms. Fanny Openwide was willing to go with me anyway...
--Bond, James Bond
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 14:09,
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James...you *drugged* me?? I would have done it for Queen and country if you'd only asked politely! Oh and next time, I much prefer the Bolly.
Honestly, spies these days!
Fanny x
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Who you talking to Fanny?Bond's not a morning-after kinda guy.
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...He's more of a moring-after pill kinda guy.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 15:54,
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Morning after pill??try antibiotics, the filthy swine!
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