What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
(
rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
« Go Back
SantaEveryone at school told me he wasn't real, but I was having none of it. I remember being 10 years old, lying in my bed and thinking:
"That's preposterous - as if every adult in the world is involved in some immense conspiracy! Do they take you into a special room as an adult and debrief you? Do they let you in on it and teach you how to start faking the existence of Santa? Why would they do such a thing? How would it even get started? Why wouldn't they take the credit for themselves? Santa MUST be real. It's the only rational explanation."
My parents must have been awesome liars.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:36, 3 replies)
And as it turns outrich kids are just nicer and more deserving than poor kids. Who knew?
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:43, closed)
Yuo thought the word preposterous when you were ten?Bloody hell.
(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:49,
closed)
« Go Back