I'm awful.
I've just been gaz'd that a number of upset locals have been running to one of the dreary old men to protect them from me. True story, tragically.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:31, 2 replies)

Well,
someone has to stand up to you, I suppose. You've reduced me to tears, right here.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 23:56, closed)

I'm sure uncle dreary will give you a dusty shoulder to cry on.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 8:47, closed)

GET OFF MY WEBSITE!
Is he in charge here, then? I'm genuinely confused - if he's a mod, why hasn't he banned you (and all the other nasty /talk trolls)?
Or is he just playing David to your Goliath?

No, wait, I get it: /qotw are ganging up on you, and you are the real victim of a hateful campaign of internet bullying. For shame, b3ta! For shame!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:09, closed)

I think I'd better go and ask on off topic.
That can't possibly go wrong.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:21, closed)

I for one have been forced to kill my entire family, including the dog, the cat, and the wombat, because of your replies.
I've put my foot through the telly, and I'm sending YOU the bill!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:05, closed)

Your cat attacked my pet duck and I'm sending YOU the bill.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45, closed)

Oh you blithering asshole.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:44, closed)