I could kill my dad
After a game of play fighting he collapsed, out cold, dead as a dodo.
Anything I did didn't seem to rouse him, shouting, poking him, begging him to wake up, which eventually led to crying for my mum. Who didn't help as she appeared and looked on in horror at the body of her dead husband.
I ran away in fear and went to hide in my bedroom. In the wardrobe.
He left me there for HOURS. It was only when I had finally calmed down, he came into the room and tried to coax me out, I had my bottom lip firmly stuck out as I opened the door and he started laughing.
I burst into tears. Again.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 1:04, 8 replies)

good god.
can i come to brizzle soon qnd give you an cuddle?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 3:58, closed)

Yes please Janet :D

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:06, closed)

This is one of the joys of being a father.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 8:33, closed)

Haha. Top notch dadcuntery.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 8:49, closed)

I have done this to my son.
He hit me with a stick. Several times. Then wandered off to play with his Lego.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:13, closed)

If I overdo the playing dead thing,
my little girl will punch me in the face, hard. Despite her being only 3 (and a girl), she punches hard enough to elicit a reaction, every time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:05, closed)

I would try this next time!
but as he is now 76 I fear the next time he goes down like that he won't be joking.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:06, closed)

Pfft!
I'm sorry for your loss.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:04, closed)