Your dad FAILED big time
We got this for our sprog when she was about five. The only difference being that we answered all her questions honestly, thus giving her a good grounding in what actually happens and why. It also meant that biology/sex education made a lot more sense later on.

If there were more of these around and less 'hard drives', there would be a damned sight fewer teenage pregnancies IMHO.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:00, 4 replies)

i am agreeing with someone on QOTW for the second time this week.
this will not stand.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:02, closed)

'.......'
I...I don't know what to say!!

Janet agrees with me!

Think I'll go and lie down. I feel a bit giddy!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, closed)

I tried to be honest with my children
and tell them about mommy and daddy and their special cuddle. "Do you mean like fucking?" said the youngest.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 1:22, closed)

Having done the whole "explaining it biologically" at a young age to my daughter.
The difficulty stems from explaining the behavior of some animals - think nature shows where the males fight for the right to fuck a female, shag her for 20 secs whilst she appears to fight them off (and doesn't seem to enjoy the experience - cats dicks eh!?) and then promptly pisses off to eat the biggest share of yesterdays gazelle.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 4:25, closed)

9 times out of 10
that pretty much sums up the human experience.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:17, closed)

Yeah, he really did
To be fair, at the time he was a 23 year old kid and hardly father of the year material. I refer you to my previous story about my dad: b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1097185

Although really, I think the problem is cultural. We still have real hang-ups about sex in this country, we're far more like America than Europe in this respect, I think. Until adults can discuss sex maturely and frankly, kids don't stand a chance.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:15, closed)