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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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I believed I could wave it in the air like I just didn't care.
But it fell off.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Every workshop or shed......
...does not contain the raw materials and tools required to build a fully functioning tank.

Curse you, A-Team!

(one day mine will, though.....)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I was genuinely a little bit surprised to find out that
machine guns had limited ammunition, and required reloading.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Is a real and genuine learning difficulty and therefore ok not to do well at school. Of course I now know it is just an excuse for poor teaching, or in my case being a lazy little shit.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I believed I could fly
I believed I could touch the sky
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:48, 3 replies)
More misheard lyrics hilarity.
My Missus used to think that the lyrics to 'Rockafella Skank' were:

"Right about now - Vauxhall Brother"

She thought the whole thing was a subliminal ploy to get people to go out and buy shitty Vectras
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:34, 3 replies)
In the middle of Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel's hit 'Judy Teen'
I used to think he suddenly said: "Schneider's Happy!!"

I was mid 20s before I was told the actual lyric.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I used to believe

I don't anymore.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:13, 2 replies)
I used to think Ireland was France

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:12, 1 reply)
I used to think that the second verse of Lionel Ritchie's "A Jazz Chord (I Just Called To Say I Love You)" started with him singing
"I want to break open my own head and consume my mind, my paranoid dreams are all that keep me alive in this world full of hatred and fear, the cancer in my soul will be forever the destruction of beauty, oh God I think I'm dying."

Pffft! Kids, eh?!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:06, 2 replies)
I used to believe that spending an inordinate amount of time talking about bowel movements was hilarious.

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:29, 2 replies)

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