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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Pendulum!
I had a brief fling with an Aussie girl who had ginormeous but somewhat unrealistic fake breasts. They were like two volleyballs in shape and hardness.

In bed one day, with her on top, I took to slapping either side gently in turn to produce an effect similar to an executive toy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttXvymOVXMQ

She sat there for a moment and then asked pointedly 'Is that entertaining you? Shall I just stop moving and you can do that instead?'

And I giggled and said 'Just for a minute, yeah!'

That relationship didn't last long.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:03, 2 replies)
Ah man this brings back memories (or should I say mammories...)
my ex had tits like that, although they were natural, I did the same with them. They were brill, shame about her tho.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:33, closed)
You sir....
....have earned yourself a click!

I did a true LOL :)
Must try this myself rather soon...
(, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 23:55, closed)

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