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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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So said that great sage, the 4th Doctor Who.
I've taken it as my philosophy of life, even now, in my early 40s.
For example, I record my farts using the Voice Recorder on my Nokia (currently up to Fart53) and play them back to my friends.
I also play "bogeys" in the pub but using "mastur" and "bate" instead of "bogies."
And yesterday a work colleague wouldn't tell me something so I ran away with her overtime sheet (I gave it back though and she still didn't tell me).
But then Robyn Hitchcock said,
"Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical as a child may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult."
But he can fuck off, the farty piss face bell end turd nose.
Dr S
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)
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