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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?
So said that great sage, the 4th Doctor Who.
I've taken it as my philosophy of life, even now, in my early 40s.
For example, I record my farts using the Voice Recorder on my Nokia (currently up to Fart53) and play them back to my friends.
I also play "bogeys" in the pub but using "mastur" and "bate" instead of "bogies."
And yesterday a work colleague wouldn't tell me something so I ran away with her overtime sheet (I gave it back though and she still didn't tell me).
But then Robyn Hitchcock said,
"Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical as a child may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult."
But he can fuck off, the farty piss face bell end turd nose.
Dr S
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)
So said that great sage, the 4th Doctor Who.
I've taken it as my philosophy of life, even now, in my early 40s.
For example, I record my farts using the Voice Recorder on my Nokia (currently up to Fart53) and play them back to my friends.
I also play "bogeys" in the pub but using "mastur" and "bate" instead of "bogies."
And yesterday a work colleague wouldn't tell me something so I ran away with her overtime sheet (I gave it back though and she still didn't tell me).
But then Robyn Hitchcock said,
"Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical as a child may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult."
But he can fuck off, the farty piss face bell end turd nose.
Dr S
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)
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