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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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TwixtasticIf I happen to purchase a twix when I'm out and about with my girlfriend I will always, I mean ALWAYS, unwrap the fucker, hold both chocolaty fingers of goodness up in the air and proclaim:
"That's the last time I finger your bunghole before you need to take a shit."
Then she'll hit me. She'll hit me even harder if we happen to be out with her parents at the time.
Dead classy, me...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:28,
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Hahaha!I used unwrap Mars bar, pretend I just shit it out and then lob it at people..
The expression on their face when it's flying at them is priceless.. Although, worries me if my friends actually believed I shit in my own hand for that split second.. Fuckers.
.. Click!
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