tenpin trolleys
for reasons i wont bore you with i have gone from having a rather nice car to being the proud owner of a clapped out ex GPO van. it is a truly spiteful conveyance. the child seat is proabably worth more than the van itself so i dont tend to worry about the paintwork that much.

there is a huge retail site near me with an enormous car park. so huge it is generally less than half full. the car park is always littered with abandonded trolleys...

those fuckers fair bounce off my van i'll tell ya! i've taken to awarding myself 60 points for shunting one into that little perspex hut the Trolleymong™ herds them into.

the pleasure of heading straight for a group of 4 or 5 trolleys and smashing through them is often the highpoint of my week.

mrs spimf shouts at me but my 3 year old thinks i'm a pirate.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:32, 7 replies)

that is genius
i used to want a maserati. Now i just want a car crappy enough to bounce trollies off.

I hope its tesco spimf. Sir terry pays a pretty penny for each of those shiny new trollys you fuck with GPmObile
(OTT, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:52, closed)

every little skelp!

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:00, closed)

Are you telling us that
You enjoy driving your automobile, which was previously owned by the GPO, despite it being some way from the same level of quality as, say, a Jaguar?

Insanity.
( Scrumper, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 18:01, closed)

erm i thought it was quite clear
the 'vehicle' is the most miserable pile of arse on wheels

but smashing into trolleys is rather good fun

(please remember your meds today)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 18:32, closed)

...and some fell on stony ground.
Not a fan of early '80s ska pop then. Thought it was worth a try.
( Scrumper, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:50, closed)

By the sound of things
He's just satisfied he's got this far.
(richardm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:46, closed)

If it's an ex-GPO van
is it a Vauxhall Combo? In which case are you putting the Mrs in the back?
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:06, closed)