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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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shopping with my sister
my sis is 38, i'm 34. sometimes, but not too often, she lets me go shopping with her. i like to walk beside her and stare, without blinking, whilst grinning inanely. after about 20 seconds, she will notice and say "what?"
i don't reply.
"what?"
i still don't reply.
"stop fucking grinning at me, you mong."
i don't stop.
she tries to ignore me at this point, but after about 2 minutes, she will get pissed off and yell all over the Asda "STOP FUCKING GRINNING AT ME, YOU SPASTIC!"
works every time.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:16, 2 replies)
my sis is 38, i'm 34. sometimes, but not too often, she lets me go shopping with her. i like to walk beside her and stare, without blinking, whilst grinning inanely. after about 20 seconds, she will notice and say "what?"
i don't reply.
"what?"
i still don't reply.
"stop fucking grinning at me, you mong."
i don't stop.
she tries to ignore me at this point, but after about 2 minutes, she will get pissed off and yell all over the Asda "STOP FUCKING GRINNING AT ME, YOU SPASTIC!"
works every time.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:16, 2 replies)
i have a similar technique
though i nod while my sister is talking and say "mm... yeah" after everything she says.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:21, closed)
though i nod while my sister is talking and say "mm... yeah" after everything she says.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:21, closed)
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