Love this voice but . . .
I have done similar with skype - when it starts up, it pronounces "you stink of dogpiss you cunt, your magnificent effulgent arsehole". Makes me smile each time I reboot. When a contact logs into skype, we hear "some fucker loves you. Not me, you". And similarly 'gone gone gone. Gone to bed cunt" when they logout.
Which is all well and good, until you're sat on skype talking to the parents, having forgotten to disconnect the surround sound jack (itunes and laptop for me, no fancyschmancy stereo) and all your contacts decide to log in and out several times for god knows what reason over the next hour.

Felt quite bad about it actually. My mum doesn't deserve to hear the 'c' word several times for no reason
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)