Dirty bath grafitti
I used to live in a rather skanky house. Chief among the skank was the bath, all the enammel had gone on it, resulting in a nice porus surface good for grinding the crusty bits off your feet but bad for picking up grime. It was grey, verging on black in places. At some point it became too much to bare so I purchaced some uber toilet cleaner to try and shift the stuff. The instructions informed me to "test on a discreet area first" which I took to mean "Draw a giant cock and balls, replete with gushes of seamen on your dirty bath". I left it slightly longer than reccomended and was happy to see my crudly drawn phallus etched in pure white onto the grey bath.

I took some photos, but they didn't really come out well :(
(Amos Moses, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:17, 1 reply)

Brill
My other half drew a giant cock and balls on the shower screen when I was in the shower, at the time it was funny... but then my parents came to visit and thanks to the steam in the bathroom it re-appeared and freaked out my mum!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:20, closed)