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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Actually this is the most recent
Its my partners birthday tomorrow, so today I baked him a cake. A sumptuous carrot cake with the usual creamcheese filling/icing.

I wasn't sure what design to put on the top (used pumpkin seeds, as no gelatin-based sparkly things for vegetarian friend who will be eating cake) but I didn't have to ponder for long.
Yup, a badly-drawn/seeded spunking cock in pumpkin seeds now adorns the top.

Even better is that I've stashed it with one of my neighbours (reason? Since my Boy got home, he has been searching high and low for his presents and cake) and have arranged for her to bring it down tomorrow morning. She's a lovely lady, but not the sort you would ever imagine deigning to scribble a badlydrawn spunking cock at any point of her life, she'll be mortified!! (I did ask her to text me if she found it too crass, and I would go bring it down myself)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:45, Reply)

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