Childish? Moi?
The most childish thing i've ever done is to lie to make people click I like this so that i get on the Best of page.

Btw if you click I like this SpankyHanky will personally come to your house and give you fellatio
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:58, 7 replies)

fillatio
isn't that a type of pastry
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:04, closed)

I don't know what your on about
I clearly spelt it right the first time and did not edit it at all
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:07, closed)

But only if I get
travel expenses...

(Or if the fellas got a particularly nice cock).
( SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:09, closed)

I clicked
How long will it take?
(Ed Quarters has moved house!, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:40, closed)

He'll be round as soon as you either
Send him a daily bus pass
or
Show him a picture of your lovely cock
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:51, closed)

Or at least say nice things to me, you know
I'm looking good today. Maybe ask me about my day. Ask me how my last lady-interval/monthly curse went. Then maybe I'd do it anyway.

Think I'd be dead good at it, actually.

I'm a homosexual man trapped in a straight man's body... or should that be I've got a homosexual man trapped in MY body... its like having a conjoined twin, but we're attached via sphincter and bell end.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:32, closed)

I prefer cunnilingus.
But hey, whatever floats your boat.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:07, closed)