Mwah!
I could use so many examples from my life for this week’s topic but I thought I would start with the most recent incident.

I am currently in the middle of a very bad divorce with my other half. Due to a couple of issues it looks like I am going to lose custody of my kids and a lot of people that once loved me turned against me.

Instead of acting like an adult, settling down and showing everyone I am a good parent and not a dumb ass bimbo who parties most nights getting her baps out for any member of the paparazzi I decided to act like an attention starved kid and make a fake story about being raped by a celebrity….that may be childish but my guess is that I will get the dumber part of the British public back on my side.

Love

Katie
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:28, 6 replies)

Good God
she is a dreadful human being.
(berk, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:53, closed)

Well...
With a fanny that size I'm amazed she even noticed it happening.
(mark schmark, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:12, closed)

There's..
A brilliant post on here somewhere that refers to Katie's flange as 'unstoppable' - can't remember where it is right now, but it made me chuckle.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:32, closed)

It's in the call centre QOTW - apparently it'd beat the HMS Ark Royal in a fight.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 20:58, closed)

too long
no appologies about length
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:08, closed)

"I am currently in the middle of a very bad divorce with my other half.."
I kinda got it after that bit...

*clicks anyway*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:31, closed)