Well let's see
singing the theme tune from Bonanza every time I go for a shit, making the Star Trek door noises every time I go through automatic doors, re-arranging the office cactus collection to look like an erect cock with balls every Monday, and my coup de grace was writing "John has a smelly cock" in 3 foot letters in wet cement outside the local supermarket.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)