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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Make me jig....
I play a great gane with my friend who plays guitar. He has to play a song that will 'Make me Jig'
I am not talking about a normal dance. Arms must be down at my side and i stand completely still. He starts playing, if I like it, I'll start to move slowy from side to side, slowly starting to move my elbows as I am rocking a baby to sleep. If he somehows wanders upon anything resembling the Oompah Loompah song then I'm off and dancing like a fucking spastic being attacked by a wasp.
He cannot hold a winning 'Make me Jig' tune for long though as he starts to laugh as I remain stood in the same spot, the top half of me resembling a tornado full of dying fish....
and so we have to begin again. Much fun :)
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)
I play a great gane with my friend who plays guitar. He has to play a song that will 'Make me Jig'
I am not talking about a normal dance. Arms must be down at my side and i stand completely still. He starts playing, if I like it, I'll start to move slowy from side to side, slowly starting to move my elbows as I am rocking a baby to sleep. If he somehows wanders upon anything resembling the Oompah Loompah song then I'm off and dancing like a fucking spastic being attacked by a wasp.
He cannot hold a winning 'Make me Jig' tune for long though as he starts to laugh as I remain stood in the same spot, the top half of me resembling a tornado full of dying fish....
and so we have to begin again. Much fun :)
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)
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