My gf calls me her Manchild.
I pull pranks on her all the time. Her name is the same as a once famous actress who was in an old sitcom about a holiday camp (you know the one) and I am banned on pain of chest hair removal to never, ever to say THAT quote... She always has to check that she's signed out of her internet accounts before leaving the room. Now refuses to either pull my finger or stick her head under the covers. But my favorite trick to to jump out and scare her.

The best one I did needs a bit of explaining 1st. My bed is in the corner of my room. At the bottom wall side of my bed is a airing cupboard where I put all my clothes.
This 1 night we were messing around in bed, tickling each other and so on. I had just managed to gross her out with some weird comment so she had her head under the pillow trying to mute my voice so I took the opportunity. Scrabbled around the bed and jumped into the cupboard and crouned down as low as possible.
"CLM?" she calls, looking for me.
*silence*
"CLM. Where are you hiding?" turns on bedside light and looks around.
*silence*
"CLM?" turns on bedroom lights.
"BAH!" while grabbing her from behind.
"SCREAM!" Violently attacks me. Removes several chest and belly hairs then makes me go make her some hot chocolate and give her a long massage to make up for it.

Still makes me laugh.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:13, 1 reply)

I do this
AT LEAST twice a day to my young lady, in fact, I'll sneak up on her now and chuckle to myself. Thanks for the reminder.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 19:01, closed)