I'll be childish if I like so there!
Before I moved to the back of beyond where I currently reside, I had a flat in London. And a lodger. I won't tell you his name apart from the fact we used to call him Barthez as he looked exactly like the baldy French goalie of same name.

Now Barthez had a really gross habit of doing the usual blokey 'I can't get all my urine in the toilet for love or money' thing and leaving large dribbles all over my lovely bathroom floor. I mean, how fucking hard can it be? You blokes have a pointing device for fuck's sake.

So whenever I went into the bathroom and found piss on the floor, I would dip his toothbrush in it and put it back in the toothmug. Either that or wipe it up with one of his clean shirts.

Childish? moi? Naturellement.
( Sallyrsm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)