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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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My wife and I seem to get an inordinate amount of joy farting in bed. And for her, she gets even more enjoyment if it's summer, and the fan at the end of the bed is oscillating. She waits until it's close to a particular position, lets fluffy off the chain, and laughs uncontrollably when the fan is in the perfect position and blows it directly into my face.
I do get my revenge when I let a few "silent but violent" bum burps her way, though.
( , Sat 19 Sep 2009, 22:23, 1 reply)

is a new (and wonderful) one on me....
( , Sun 20 Sep 2009, 13:21, closed)
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