I hid in a bush last night
And jumped out, off a wall in front of the police to scare them.

Landed on my knees and they made me pour my vodka out :( so I went and drank wine in a play ground pirate ship until 8 this morning then we all raced each other home.
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 16:37, 6 replies)

Clearly not in the US
If you did this in the US, you'd most certainly be shot.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 19:50, closed)

They were about 10 metres away
Im pretty sure I just looked like a falling drunk
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 22:39, closed)

Ah, but:
If they'd have shot him, they'd have lost 100 points!

xkcd.com/53/
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 1:56, closed)

Im a lady
So that is irrelevant
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:30, closed)

Lady?
Doubt it. ;)
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:57, closed)

probably not judging by my behaviour
no
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 19:42, closed)