Epic Bin and the ceiling bike.
Again another story concerning me and my good friend Darren.

Our old landlord was a bit of a shouty pants, usually getting red-faced at the slightest little things. This included not emptying the bin (even though it would only have maybe one or two pieces of litter in it). Also he broke the landlord-tenancy agreement by just turning up at any hour and telling us off. From what i'm aware the landlord has to give prior notice before just strolling in and shouting at us in his own high blood pressured way.

So as you can imagine, we decided it was time to give him something to shout about.



We knew the landlord was coming around the very next morning, so we ate and drank as much stuff as possible and proceeded to carefully construct a monstrosity made from food packets and cans of beer (and if you look closely you will see a deflated 'water baby'* hanging from the top too.

Strangely enough the bin was empty when we both got home from work, but we can imagine him shouting and fuming to himself as the rubbish no doubt fell around him as he dismantled and emptied it.

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The ceiling bike was simple. The landlord would often shout at Darren for bringing his bike inside the house as it 'would leave tire marks all over the floor' , so we decided to turn the bike upside down and put tire marks on the ceiling as though we'd been riding on the ceiling.

* Water baby - see my other post below.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 0:03, 1 reply)

Impressive.
I like this, and I note the apposite use of a packet of "Build up".

Were you able to staple a banana skin to the side?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 1:18, closed)