Cleaning Rota
My Brothers first year at uni and having applied a little late, had to live in a shit student house with 4 strangers, 1 of which was a very particular middle class young lady with an unhelathy hatrid for mess.

Now my theory, along with my brothers is that a student house and mess/grime go hand in hand. It's natures course!

So when the said young lady organised a house meeting to formulate a 'house cleaning rota' my brother was less than happy.

Upon visiting him, we got drunk and decided to tamper with the over presented, colour coded rota now evident in their kitchen.

We added a few tasks. Amongst others were

Fork Cleaning - made sure all cutlery apart from the dirty forks were clean

Furniture rearranging - turned all furniture in the living room upside down

Toilet flushing- I took it upon myself to leave a steaming beer-poo festering proudly in the downstairs toilet.

All colour coded for her to deal with in the morning.

Very childish but a fucking cleaning rota?...honestly!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:29, 1 reply)

Don't knock them dude
they work and rock my world
(Is this it like eggs but better, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:01, closed)