I'd love to know...
How do you select your victims?

I only ask because I've been the target of two drive-by eggings, one drive by water pistolling and one attic window drenching. I don't think I look like a prick, unless my brown hair, glasses and fairly uninteresting fashion sense singles me out in some way?

The other thing that you perhaps don't realise is that although you know that the water pistol is full of water, your victim has no idea what you've put in there. Being late for work because you've had to go home to shower and change could cost you much more than the dry cleaning. I hope you've grown out of this now.

(Apologies for dullness, it's taken me a long time to write this in a measured tone. You twunt.)
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:04, 1 reply)

You've got it all wrong...
...it didn't cost me a penny.
(el_Reedo Spanish partisan, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:58, closed)

Toughnuts
Like you, you mean?
(el_Reedo Spanish partisan, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 19:40, closed)