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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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H***** M***** Bogie Wipe BrigadeA few years back now, not long out of university, my friends and I went to a popular Glasgow club night on a regular basis. We shared a mutual dislike of another regular, who happened to be a film critic for a newspaper I won't name here. She was hugely annoying, self-important, and regularly heaped scorn on everything but the most obscure books/films/things you've never heard of in an achingly pretentious "look at me, I'm so much better than you" way. Plus she had a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
Long story short, we spent a few weeks surreptitiously wiping bogies on her in the club. It seemed like a suitably puerile leveller at the time.
Okay, it was the Glasgow Herald and she went on the be the director of the EIFF.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 23:19, 1 reply)
I'm suing you for causing me injuryI clicked so hard on this I broke my index finger. PMSL!
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:52,
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