Why just today
I may have mentioned before, I work at Burger King. This indeed in itself is childish enough for someone who should have a proper job by now, but no, not far enough for me!

Today I ripped up one of the cups so the bottom was the only part unscathed. I then used a roll of stickers as no elastic bands were available to fashion an eye patch. Then I used some stickers again and a "super size" fry box to put a "parrot" on my shoulder. After this I bent my leg so my foot was touching my arse and placed the large roll of cling film on the floor and my knee to be my wooden leg.

I was the Burger King pirate.

The worst part though, was the giant strop I threw when no-one would take a picture for me.

And then ripping up my pirate outfit in the most over the top way possible!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 1:23, 1 reply)

Well, they had a point.
You were three days too late: www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:31, closed)