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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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1/ A dog cannot judge you: In fact, it will probably be glad of the attention - That said, so might the old man.
2/ Timing: I'd find it less of a hassle to stand in front of something annoying for 30m, than to stand facing something annoying for 60m.
3/ Hygiene: Whistling will probably throw tiny droplets of saliva right into your open mouth, which could carry any number of human pathogens right into a mucous membrane. The dog would, in theory, only face ordinary skin, lowering the risk of contacting any infection.
Or have I over-thought this?
( , Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:40, closed)
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