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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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In my First year of University...
I had a ridiculous flat-mate who, after the first couple of weeks during which I'll admit we had a few parties, presented us with a list of "flat rules"

I still remember them as they were the most hilarious thing I've ever seen:

THe sheet started with the sentence "I own one fifth of this flat for the remainder of the year" accompanied with a pie chart demonstrating what proportion that represented. All respect for the document instantly evaporated.

The following rules have been cherry-picked but if I can find the thing I'll put a scan up.

1. No walking past [flatmates] room after 10pm (difficult as it's between our rooms and the rest of the world)

2. No laughing after 10pm (really?)

3. Only one "outsider" (she referred to anyone who didn't live in the flat as an outsider) in the flat at any one time, and they must be gone by 10pm (so much for traditional uni liasons, we thought)

There were about 15 but these are the best I can remember.

In the end we just posted her some "change of room" forms and had another party, during which we drunkenly decided to have a "who has the loudest rape alarm" contest between our female friends.

I feel bad about it but it was us or her, if the rules had been sensible it wouldn't have been a problem...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:42, 3 replies)
What an utterly miserable, dry-flanged Chi thief! How long til you got rid?!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:49, closed)
Only about another week
She knew her number was up when she tried to complain about the noise and we pretended we couldn't hear her over the noise. Even when she turned it off...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:03, closed)
The only way to deal with someone like that
is to piss them off as much as possible in the hope that they'll give up, shut up and/or leave. (punching them in the face is tempting, yet probably going too far)
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:57, closed)

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