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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I see a pattern here...I was out to dinner with my daughter one night and there was a wait to get a table, so they gave us a little pager to let us know when to come back. We sat down on a bench, and I looked at the pager. It bore a definite resemblance to a TV remote.
I pointed this out to my daughter, then pretended to point it at her and click. "I was seeing if I cold change the channel and turn you into your brother." I then pointed it at a rather chubby and plain girl who was standing at the hostess desk. "Maybe I can decrease her volume? If nothing else I can increase her sharpness-"
My daughter snatched it out of my hand and refused to give it back to me.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:37,
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