I was working in a pharmacy in Scotland
This substance misuser kept annoying me by sticking his head over the wall into the dispensary. He had a specific location where he would do it every day (and he wouldn't take "fuck off" as a hint) so I took an empty packet of diazepam 10mg tablets (Valium) and rigged up a booby trap. I placed it on the dividing wall where his scrotey face could easily see it. The trap consisted of elasticbands and paperclips; I was sure he'd only get it so far away before it snapped back or he got an elasticband in the face. It was very Wile E. Coyote (in my head).

Suffice to say, he never took the bait.... cunt!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 23:17, Reply)