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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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The ex-missusShe broke up with me just past midnight, she slept on the sofa. 2 years down the pan. She wasn't sorry at all. She was going home the next day. She'd packed.
So i did what any self-respecting Scot would do and took a 1.5l bottle of Irn Bru, shook it for 2 minutes, then opened her suitcase.
Put it down in amongst her whites and clothes for the rest of her European trip and twisted the cap off.
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And left it overnight.
Knowing that for the rest of her trip she'd be wearing clothes that would be stained orange for the rest of forever made me smile a little bit.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:24, 1 reply)
diet,or full fat bru?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:06, closed)
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