My Christmas NightmareThe bringing together of one's family and friends over the holiday period is never quite as fun as it is supposed to be: this year, my mum and dad will be in the same room for the first time in 28 months. It should prove interesting.
Tell us about the nightmares you've had over christmas.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 13:46)
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Crackers = evilSome bright spark decided a few years back to gut a xmas cracker, fill it with various explosive things and give it to me.
Me, being a bit tipsy, accept this strangely bulky cracker and pull.
BANG.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHYOULITTLESHITOHDEARGODMYSPLEEN!!!
I spent the rest of that Christmas unable to play on my brand spanking new computer (the only crimbo present my dad had ever gotten me) cos my right hand was wrapped in a large bandge.
Worst thing was, it looked like a wanking injury.
(, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 1:59, Reply)
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