Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
The great thing about one's parents divorcing while you're young is
You can play them off emotionally against each other to get better presents.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:29,
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play them off
to the death, right?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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Hopefully.
At a family gathering at Easter my father initiated a conversation about who wanted what when he went. He's been trying to die for the past 15 years or so.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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We're quite happily married
and our kids do that all the time.
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username failed moderation, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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You spoil those children.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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Your kids will never respect you
if you let them get away with that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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if you let them get away with that.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:35,
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Just so long
as they hold off stuffing a pillow across my face for a few more years, it's good.
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username failed moderation, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:34,
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