Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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...because the naughty kids are supposed to get coalIn the early hours of christmas morning a fair few years ago, on his way back from the pub, my brother stopped off at a family home a couple of streets from my parents' house and did a massive shit in their porch, as their youngest son, a tragic small-town wannabe hardman, and a gang of his mates had recently battered one of my brother's old schoolfriends for no reason.
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I like to think that it makes up for it with faeces.
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On the turd day o' Christmas....
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Yule log, innit.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 16:46,
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^ Wins thread(, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:12, closed)
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