Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Sounds to me like your brother can't satisfy her and she's shagging her boss.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 13:18,
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Maybe I'll mention that theory next time I see them...... then again, he's got the build to beat the shit out of me, so maybe not.
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What do you mean?Oh, you're suggesting I should point out to my brother how to handle one properly?
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I'm suggesting at this point that your entire family are a bunch of queers.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:44,
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Don't be homophobic and self-deprecating. Your dad screams your name out when he rides my cock. Apparently you're the only one who knows how to treat him right.
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