Spanking
My colleague Jason knew I was into foreign films. One day in the summer, he sad "Bob, here's a film that would interest you - Siamese twins and spanking in 19th Century Russia."

Well, I had a look on imdb, and it was a proper film that had won some awards. Now, I have this online "holding area" where I park films that are worthy of later perusal. And I added this one to it. That holding area was my Amazon wish list.

Fast forward to Christmas Day. "Happy Christmas, Bob!" said my mum. "Here's your spanking DVD!"
I'd forgotten about the damn thing.
For the rest of the day, and the following day, it was a case of "What's on TV? Let's watch Bob's spanking DVD instead!"

For the perverts amongst you, it's called "Of Freaks and Men".

It took me another year or so to pluck up the courage to watch it... together with the wife... and after twenty minutes of feeling queasy, I pressed Eject.

In the end I flogged it to some degenerate on eBay.

There's a moral to this story. I just can't quite find it.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 15:34, 7 replies)

The moral being 'if you're a creepy pervy type, keep it to yourself'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 16:38, closed)

Who the fuck has porn on dvds?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 18:13, closed)

Flids

(McChinaman banned, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:59, closed)

How else are we supposed to source wanking material then eh?
It's getting harder to find Super 8 these days.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:52, closed)

It wasn't porn, you donkey
It was a history drama which won six awards and just happened to be about a mad old granny being made to flog a blind woman's arse whilst some bloke filmed it.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:11, closed)

surely there's some way to blame (read: sue) amazon for this??

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:02, closed)

Hur Hur
You can't beat a good flogging. So to speak.
(Rsoles, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:35, closed)