I was a bit of a shit when I was younger
and me and my sister were always causing trouble together. Including Christmas Eve 1991 when we blocked the bathroom sink, turned both taps on and then promptly left and went downstairs. A few hours later there's this big damp patch in the kitchen above where the fridge was and it has visibly started to bow. Cue the water breaking through and going everywhere and even getting as far as the electricity meter and then out goes everything. Of course with it being Christmas, trying to get someone out to fix it was next to impossible. Cue Christmas day opening presents in the dark with candles everywhere and no Christmas dinner, we relied on neighbours to bring us food whilst my entire family, and even my bitch sister, giving me evils the whole week after.

Still, I got the bike I asked for so it wasn't all bad.
(Paddy2, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:23, 1 reply)

Ahhhh, you shoulda got well done

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:11, closed)