Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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You drank a bottle of scotch before lunch, and *they* are the ones with issues?(And all the time you were having your end away with your boss's wife).
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 15:47,
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I would have preferred a medically induced coma, but as it is often said "necessity is the mother of invention".
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You could have grown some stones and turned down the invitation, you pussywhipped nancyboy.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:53,
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The pussy was good. The family that came attached to it was not, dear clungewipe.
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