Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Mine was perfect. If you have a shit Christmas then you're shit at Christmas.Don't project that shitness onto the rest of us. It probably means you're shit at life generally.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 20:14,
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Awws, look at that grumpy toddler =)I accidentally pressed 'I like this' instead of 'reply' and would love it if you're aware that only by accident can this shit post be considered even remotely loveable
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Poor Dr.S, this place really does bring out the worst of his narcissistic personality disorder.Fancies himself a disarmingly witty latter day Dr.Johnson but comes across as an online Dr.Shipman.
We should try harder to understand and accommodate him, he really can't help it.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:02,
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would you like a hug?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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Not really.I'm covered in kids and full of beer and sausages. The last thing I need is an inept grope from some needy interspastic.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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interspasticmy new favourite word :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 16:49,
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That's my new sig sorted. (
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:53,
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